Barbie manages to salvage everyones gear, and Kron manages to find some much needed generator parts, but after that it’s a quick retreat into a nearby cave. Barbie destroys the cave entrance – which turns out to be the only easy egress. The day is saved by Pezl who finds his way into the cave via underwater passages. A quick reconnaissance reveals a larger cave where Pezl fins rebreathers for the rest of the team and they make their way into the large cave. this turns out to be a hidden submarine docking bay guarded by unsuspecting drones. They are easily dealt with at the expense of Pezl dying, but just as the coast appears to be clear the team is startled by the sound of a loud foghorn – signaling the approach of an actual submarine. The surviving crewmembers (Sandman and Kron) along with Johnny Four and Barbie decide to take shelter in a room…

TBC!

Anyway, the aim of our session was to bring an end to Mad Toymaker Mike’s reign of … whatever, as per Dr. D’s request. And the man send us some help too – Androgeny joined our band of merry adventurers, much like a fourth novel in a Douglas Adams trilogy. He/she bring a whole slew of tricks to the party, such as shapeshifting, levitation, telepathy, to name but a few. We met him/her outside MTM’s factory, where he/she sensibly suggested that we (a) not attack whilst light outside, and (b) actually prepare for our attack. What a novel idea! Through some contacts we managed to track down an old business partner of MTM’s, and decided to pay him a little visit. This was accomplished by Androgeny masquerading as the young daughter of our contact, with Sandman as invisible backup. We managed to gain entrance to the house quite easily, Androgeny only having to have to kick the family puppy in the ‘nads. After that, it was a simple matter of being vewy, vewy quiet and searching through the house for information. Sadly, apart from a drawer full of adult toys and a small key, and a cryptic note found in the office, nothing was gained by this tactic (apart from a disturbing suggestion by YT that the little girl could surprise daddy by mounting a strap-on to her forehead and proclaim to be a unicorn – hey, I got an extra benny out of it, so no loss there!). Subsequent interrogation of the father got us nowhere either… Plus, we forgot to ask what the little key was for…

As evening was drawing near, we decided to start our attack. Androgeny levitated over the enclosing wall, only to find the place deserted – with a note on the door to the effect that MTM had left for Star City. We decided to search the place anyway, finding, in short, a musical hallway, a hall of mirrors, a storageroom with ejaculating teddybears, and a statueroom with a statue whose waiting embrace turned out to be electrocuted – had we done what we discussed, it would be clear that none of us would be having any offspring. In the cellar we found a small living area with nothing much of interest (except a four poster bed, which, while not exactly interesting in it’s own right, did prompt an entertaining discussion about the fundamental differenced between a horse head and a whore’s head, and how this would play out in the event the Godfather had been full of dyslexic mobsters), and a laboratory with 8 robotic soldiers. These eight turned out to be not dangerous at all, and were disabled quite easily. In a nearby computer we found documents which should let Kron build a device to let us control them. We loaded everything in a readily available truck, and set out for the nearest military base.

On the plus side, nobody got injured or killed. On the minus side, we -again- managed not to complete a mission… Oh well…

So, how to get to the mainland? The obvious way would be by crossing the conviently located bridge between Star City and New York. Yeah, let’s do that… except that we left our travelpermits in our other pants, and you can’t cross without travelpermits, and Sparky forgot to ask Dr Destruction for some travelpermits when he got the order to kill MTM. So, we need travelpermits? Let’s get some. We start by scouting out the bridge entrance and security building, which is to say, Sandman does. Invisibility can come in mighty handily at times like these. While Sandman’s scouting ahead, Kron is re-acquainted with an old-time highschool ‘friend’, who a) happens to walk by the parked car in which Kron and Sparky are patiently awaiting the return of their teammate, and b) happens to work in the Star City Department of Transportation, Bridge to New York division, tollbooth squad. Her name is Candy, and she is able to help Chaos Crew get the much needed travelpermits – for a price. $1000 a piece.

So CC set out to procure the necessary funds, since Sandman’s efforts in reconnaisance are in vain. An ATM is raided for part of the cash, and after that the Crew proceed to some other place Kron knows, FreeMoney, Inc. While breaking in, what seems to be an old security guard catches them red-handed, and hilarity ensues, if by hilarity you mean that the old security guard turns out to be one of the few remaining superheroes in disguise and attacks Sparky and Sandman, severly wounding both of them with his big-ass gun and exploding ability before Sparky manages to defeat him (note to self: almost dying? Not much fun at all, no sirree). No clues as to what his identity is, alas. FreeMoney, Inc. is ironically virtually devoid of any decent amount of any actual free money, so another trip to an ATM is needed. And wouldn’t you know it, this one dispenses all the cash Chaos Crew needed in the first place. Thanks, GM.

Cash in hand, the Crew set out to meet Candy who turns out to need a second job as a stripper to make ends meet. Sparky immediately falls in love with her, and the feeling seems to be mutual. After handing over the cash, Candy and the Crew make an appointment to meet again the next morning at the bridge. Once there, Candy hands over the travelpermits, and Chaos Crew drive up to first checkpoint, which they pass without difficulty. Checkpoint 2 and 3 pose no problems either. The same cannot be said about checkpoint 4, however. Here the Chaos Crew are stopped, where it turns out that the car they’re driving has been reported stolen (note to self: check status of any vehicle to be used on a mission with the police computer, of which WE HAVE SEVERAL!!!). When a V’sori cruiser tries to sneak up on them, designated driver Kron hits the pedal to the metal and manages to loose the V’sori after a frantic chase into New York. After that, they ditch the car in a parking garage, steal another car for good measure and proceed to the home of Mad Toymaker Mike, which is where our story will continue next session…

• Oscar Neiros, a.k.a. Sandman, a former USMC sniper who has learned how to make himself invisible, and can teleportinstantly out of harms way
• Sparky
• Kron
• Ms. Eva

They have one thing in common: they are supervillains, and as such are mercilessly hunted down by the alien V’sori, and it seems their luck in evading them has finally run out.

It is at this time that they are rescued by criminal mastermind Dr. Destruction, and forced on penalty of death by falling to join the supervillain resistance known as Omega. Their first mission, which they succesfully complete, is to spring another captured supervillain from jail, as well as some members from the human undergound. Oh, and some big-ass scary Barbiedoll.

Brought together like this, they decide to keep working as an active Omega cell, and thy call theselves Chaos Crew.

After this first mission, Sandman and ms. Eva take some well deserved time off. In the meantime, Chaos Crew receives a new assignment – to kill some gangleader. They fail miserably, but manage to secure a hideout and some loyal followers in the process. When Sandman rejoins them, Dr. Destruction orders them to haul around with some kind of big generator, and to hook it up somewhere below Star City. They promptly carry out these orders… except they don’t – first they decide to try to find and kill the escaped gang leader, but in their search for him he manages to steal the generator from the hideout and hides it in an undersea base. Also, there is a shootout with the police, some secret police organisation and firefighters at the hideout, with the end result that Chaos Crew now has it’s very own medic, and a very large collection of cars.

Salvaging the generator requires the Chaos Crew, now whole again as ms. Eva rejoins the fun, to first steal a submarine from a small base, and then, in true A-team style, knock out Sparky as he turns out to be allergic to water. After finding and entering the undersea base they discover that all occupants are killed in a most gruesome manner, including what seems to be another Omega cell (later confirmed by Dr. Destruction). Eventually they discover a huge, mutated cyborg/Fin creature, which, dangerous as it is supposed to be, they manage to kill quite easily. With help from Dr Destruction they manage to transport the generator back to the hideout.

It’s at this time that Sandman and Ms. Eva decide, again, to take some time off, and this time around Kron joins them. While away, Dr Destruction has another mission to carry out, dumps it and two red-shirt helpers on the lonely Sparky. While valiantly trying to carry out this mission, and in the face of much adversity, Sparky manages to let one of the one-time helpers partly destroy the generator… again…

After briefly entertaining thoughts of waterboarding Sparky, Kron and Sandman rejoin their hot-headed teammate in order to help him fulfill their mission targets.